probably in my top 5 most embarrassing moments
so last night i was at the club and i saw this guy and had been eyeing him on and off for about an hour or two. i see him all alone and i walk up to him and go to rest my hands on the table in front of him all smooth like and talk him up. yeah. turns out, there was vomit on the table. i put my hands in vomit. he was like “ummmmm…” and i frowned and ran away. it’s okay...
"i can do way better than her because she's not...
yes my friends, someone actually said this about me
"so you don't like me at all anymore?"
here’s a hint NO
apologetic text from the boy who I liked who...
“Hey I’m sooooooooooo sorry about last night I drank way too much and was being stupid I really am sorry :(“
i deleted a few of the earlier entires from today. i just don’t want to look at them. i am very stoned and very happy and it is a good morning. i don’t feel like going over the story right now. but fuck ‘em. i am going to make a beautiful playlist right now and eventually curl up all happy and pass out. <3
i cannot believe what fucking happened tonight
I told you goodbye in that crowded fucking bar just like that. “goodbye” and I meant it. I never want to see your fucking face ever again.
featostrength: and he just fucking sends me a picture of himself in the gym. makes me want to go eat a fucking big mac you meat head douche bag NEGATIVE INFINITY ON THE FUCK ME SCALE
i spent all day
melted into the couch watching netflix heaven exists, my friends. right here on earth.
maybe going out edition the weather is such shit and I don’t know if I want another re-run of the LAST OB’s adventure it’s 8:30 alsd;fasdfjsaflsa;ldf;a;la;lsdfl;asdfl;sdlf;;;
"it's like catnip for skanks"
Stay with me. This is what I need, please.
one of my tweets
When boys use long words and spell correctly.
Had Chinese for lunch with Bryn. It was faaaantastic. Plans for karaoke tonight. I’m excited. It’s been waaaay too long, my friend. :D Applied at the animal hospital, the lady seemed receptive. She was like, oh so you took care of animals? You’re not afraid of poop then? I was like, nope that was basically my entire job, human pooper scooper. I don’t mind animal poop...
To do list for today
- Apply at the Downtown Animal Hospital. I’ve seriously wanted to work with animals again. I fucking miss Petsmart but I hated the retail part. I was browsing the local classifieds and saw the ad for a dog caretaker. I’m going up there with my resume. I really hope I get it. I need a non-corporate job that is okay with my wrist tattoos. And preferably doesn’t drug test. What I do...
A My Morning Jacket song just played on American...
Lapse - Envy on the Coast I know you know how it...
cute boy hoping my karma points pay off soon
Fer Sure - The Medic Droid No jkjkjk lololol I...
how about that side boob?
does that turn you on? well it shouldn’t BECAUSE IT’S MY SIDE BOOB
Have you ever saw a girl and just automatically...
featostrength: It’s a new year coming up and Ashley and I are burning// letting go. I am going to go through my friends list on facebook and delete people. It sound stupid but it will be kind of refreshing for me. IDK why but I am going through like sentimental withdrawals. Like I want sappy cute texts and messages. I haven’t had it in so long. :/… I am pathetic. Whatever. I want sappy...
when you find out that the person next to you...